Tired of tiki-taka? Bored of technical elegance?
Here’s a list that throws all that in the bin.

This is for managers who believe in one thing:

Cross. Smash. Repeat.

Welcome to the Cow Cross Meta.
A handpicked selection of 6’2”+ fridge-shaped humans whose only job is to jump higher, head harder, and make opposition centre-backs question their career choices.

What these players do:
Score ugly goals

Win impossible headers

Get 15 goals a season from “just being there”

Make your wide players look like geniuses

What these players don’t do:
Dribble

Play short passing

“Come Deep To Get Ball”

Make friends

If you're playing Cow, you're playing dirty.
And dirty wins titles.